A sure sign of a healthy lab

Whiteboard, day 1:

THURS 3:30
GROUP MEETING
DANNY

Whiteboard, day 2:

THURS 3:30
GROUP MEETING
Oh DANNY boy

Paper attached to whiteboard, day 3:

Oh Danny boy, pipets, pipets are calling,
From bench to bench, and in the TC hood.
The gels are gone, and all the yields are falling;
'Tis you, 'tis you must make the data good.

So come ye back, where we cells are abiding,
Or when the lab is lonely as the grave.
'Tis here we'll be, in log-phase swift dividing...
...if you will please not put us in the autoclave!